October
1st
2014
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enigmaticagentalice:

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction

coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’

and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

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October
1st
2014
139,572 notes

communistbakery:

$208

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October
1st
2014
271,479 notes

lucithor:

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

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October
1st
2014
12,483 notes

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

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1st
2014
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lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

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1st
2014
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karkat-doodle-doo:

spoopy-vriskseop:

batmanpants:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

marco-bodts-better-half:

zackeaterofsouls:

whats-on-my-mind-grapes:

whats-on-my-mind-grapes:

breaking news rapunzel is actually ten feet tall

well in their defense it does say rapunzel isn’t a typical disney princess

But than means everyone else in the movie was about 10 ft tall too..

WE DID IT. WE FOUND THE TITANS’ VILLAGE.

SIE SIND DAS PRINCESS UND WIR SIND FLYNN RIDER

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TITIANS VILLAGE IS BUT WHY DOES THE ABOVE SENTENCE SAY “THEY ARE THE PRINCESS AND WE ARE FLYNN RIDER” IN GERMAN 

this week on “i didnt know it was attack on titan”

bUT WHAT ABOUT HER ANKLE LIKE WTF

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October
1st
2014
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shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

image

what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

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October
1st
2014
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art-and-anarchism:

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face -forever.” - George Orwell

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October
1st
2014
49,806 notes

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

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October
1st
2014
41,431 notes

sightless-cat:

motivational ghost buddies!

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October
1st
2014
277,946 notes

chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

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October
1st
2014
177,220 notes

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

image

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October
1st
2014
14,249 notes

fuckingjongdae:

when you don’t do your homework and then your teacher says that she won’t be collecting it

 image

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October
1st
2014
37,397 notes

the-queen-of-puns:

blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"

"yes, mortal. you may borrow my B O N E P H O N E."

would you call this a telebone?

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October
1st
2014
8,150 notes

psych2go:

You can find more posts at psych2go. If you want the sources to the post, you can use a search engine like google and type psych2go -word for word of the fact and you will find our sources. 

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