I am currently crying because Steve Carlsberg.

August
31st
2014
502,569 notes

heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant. 

(via arachnescurse)


August
31st
2014
217,131 notes

pizza:

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

thats what my mum did

(Source: bitchbot, via otterly-sherlocked)


August
31st
2014
332,809 notes

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

(via otterly-sherlocked)


August
31st
2014
167,026 notes

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

(via curlysherlyandthehobbit)


turnitonandhide:

lemonkittysquares:

Carlos drawing a multi-dimensional cactus for Cecil since photos don’t seem to work. EXCEPT THAT IS NOT A CACTUS.  In my head Carlos considers everything that’s spiky and living in a desert to be cacti.  THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T CONSIDER BOTANY A BRANCH OF SCIENCE CARLOS

even if you could

you would wish you hadn’t


August
31st
2014
208,937 notes

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

(via pricklie-pear)


August
31st
2014
242,022 notes

thefoxxybenedict:

kinemon:

the-robot-condese:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

this button

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should not be that close to this button

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another person understands

its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it

i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green

(Source: baelor, via togamiegbert)


August
31st
2014
55,351 notes

angelrin89:

angelrin89:

Seeing a fanfic that has potential from reading the premise.

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It also has great grammar and spelling.

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The characters are all in character!

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It’s a completed story!!

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August
31st
2014
99,503 notes

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

(Source: kawaii-yaois, via consultingfangeeks)


August
31st
2014
238,522 notes

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

(via consultingfangeeks)


August
31st
2014
59,262 notes

saywhatjessie:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

(via curlysherlyandthehobbit)


August
31st
2014
18,227 notes

brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

(via 221-cuppa-tea)


August
31st
2014
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omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

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August
31st
2014
288,064 notes

wafflemasteroffandoms:

renloras:

sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented

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iwritefanficsnotessays
this reminded me of your snap story omg

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